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Title: The Trouble with the Curve
Author: joshtin4lyfe
Fandoms: Thor, Avengers, Tom Hiddleston RPF, Pretty Little Liars
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Het, FemSlash, RPF
Pairings: Loki/Hanna, Emily/Paige, Spencer/Toby, Aria/Ezra, Emily/Spencer
Characters:
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in this story. It's probably safer for them that way.
Word Count: ~2,000 words
Warning: Kinky Sex, Dom/Sub, Student/Teacher, May/December Relationship
Summary: With all of the stresses of her life threatening to bury her, Hanna Marin makes a deal with her Chemistry teacher, Mr. Laufeyson, so that she will not fail out of school. She plays a dangerous game, betting her wits against his to come out on top, but in the end, would she lose it all?

“His piercing blue eyes bore into her anxious azures until she was the first one to blink and look away. Why did he fluster her so much? If she could face the likes of Wilden, why was a mere teacher shaking her to the core?”
A/N: I've been wanting to do a 50 Shades style story with Hanna for a while now. Loki was the perfect muse! This story takes place after last season, and things are changed after that. We don't have Allison alive in this story.

PLEASE let me know what you think in the comments and any suggestions or things you would like to see with the characters. Read & Review gives us writers life. Thanks!

I want to thank Kit, Liz, and Jen for being the truly amazing betas that they are. I couldn't have done all of this without you! <3


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Title: The Curve
Author: joshtin4lyfe
Fandoms: Thor, Avengers, Tom Hiddleston RPF, Pretty Little Liars
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Het, FemSlash, RPF
Pairings: Loki/Hanna, Emily/Paige, Spencer/Toby, Aria/Ezra, Emily/Spencer
Characters:
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in this story. It's probably safer for them that way.
Word Count: ~4,900 words
Warning: Kinky Sex, Dom/Sub, Student/Teacher, May/December Relationship
Summary: With all of the stresses of her life threatening to bury her, Hanna Marin makes a deal with her Chemistry teacher, Mr. Laufeyson, so that she will not fail out of school. She plays a dangerous game, betting her wits against his to come out on top, but in the end, would she lose it all?

“His piercing blue eyes bore into her anxious azures until she was the first one to blink and look away. Why did he fluster her so much? If she could face the likes of Wilden, why was a mere teacher shaking her to the core?”
A/N: I've been wanting to do a 50 Shades style story with Hanna for a while now. Loki was the perfect muse! This story takes place after last season, and things are changed after that. We don't have Allison alive in this story.

PLEASE let me know what you think in the comments and any suggestions or things you would like to see with the characters. Read & Review gives us writers life. Thanks!

I want to thank Kit, Liz, and Jen for being the truly amazing betas that they are. I couldn't have done all of this without you! <3


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27th-Jun-2009 10:04 pm - So... I finally updated my fic, lol
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Title: The Year 3000
Author: joshtin4lyfe & spider_orchid
Fandoms: JONAS, Supernatural, Gossip Girl
Rating: NC-17 (LOTS OF JOICK FUCKING, PRAISE JOESUS AND THE HOLY NICK SPIRIT)
Genre: Slash, Het, RPF
Pairings: Joe/Nick, Kevin/Zac, Momma/Papa, Demi/Steven Strait, Jensen/Joe, JDM/Jensen, Misha/Jared, Chuck/Blair, Jenny/Dan
Characters:
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in this story. It's probably safer for them that way.
Word Count: ~4,000 words
Summary: The world has changed in the 994 years since America's most corrupt president started a nuclear war the likes of which no one has seen before or will ever see again. Having fled to various safe areas from the nuclear fall out, mankind vowed to never make the same mistakes again. In planning for the future they created a class system of free people and Auxiliaries (or AXs). AXs are the dregs of society, too corrupt and useless for anything but retraining as eternal servants to the free. After reclaiming the US once contamination levels lowered, the government seems to be repeating all of its old mistakes. This brings us to the story of Nick Jonas and his AX Joseph. Upon receiving Joseph on his 16th birthday our hero sets into motion a chain of events that can possibly bring justice to a confused and blinded nation, if only he can prevail over the corrupt forces working to thwart him. This Multifandom Crossover Fic promises to thrill, tease, and titillate even the most jaded fanfiction reader. Welcome to the Year 3000.

Warning: This is a slave fic and there will be all kinds of kinkiness, dark themes, and fuckery to be had in this fic. It starts out pretty tame though.
A/N: Previous Chapters can be found in the Master Post So I'm really proud of this chapter guys, but it is a little dark. Please, please let me know what you think about it and what you all can ~handle. Love you all thank you for your support, Sam & I truly do appreciate it. So PLEASE comment, calling all creepers, drop us a line ;)

(Year 3000: Chapter 5)

So if ur on my f-list and not in the any thousand comms I always post this in, lol, check it out!!! let me know what u think, yadda yadda yadda. love you guys! <3
Cutie Pie
omg so fuck your friends page. this isn't going behind a cut.

alright so I went to the free show tonight and it was SO FUCKING AMAZING!!! so I got there at 10:30 and I was like w/e idc if I'm goin by myself I'll make friends it'll be fine. and guess what I made friends w/ like 8 other ppl. and I'm gonna see them all again on tuesday, woot woot!

but so we waited a long ass time and just all talked and chilled and ate and we ordered a pizza and bitches got jeluzzz. and then ppl started arriving finally. oh...b4 this, I went to go put my bag and camera back in my car and I got lost in the parking structure cuz the elevators were all crazy and I wound up on some balcony behind H&M...idek. :| but so yeah so ppl got there. and Ashley Nino drives a white Camero w/ blue flames :| and she wore those tacky as hell Ed Hardy leggings...

so then my friend is all, oh hay I think that's the band's bus. and I look in and see Garbo and so I'm all GARBOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and like reached my hand out. lol it was all crazy. but then they came out and Garbo looked so damn fine, omg. and we also saw Honor Society and Frankie J arrive. and we're all like...wtf is Frankie J doing here?

so then we get in and it takes a long time so they play the AMAs on this screen. the show took like an hr to actually get started. but guess who was there too??? Jordin Sparks, Jessie McCartney, Selena Gomez, and CAMILLA BELL!!! and of course mama and papa were there too.

and okay so I was totally on my way tot he front, but then I couldn't see Joe and I was like fuck that! and then also there was this dad who was an ASSHOLE who brought his little ass daughter there. and I'm like wtf r u doing, u know? but w/e. but he kept pushing and being mad and yelling and then pushed his way out. fucking ass. and the security kept on coming through and telling us to get back. and Kevin was all srs bsns voice telling us to get back and I was like ooo ur sexy when ur angry. and I saw that fat bitch I almost fought at the end when I saw Demi get into her limo, but luckily she didn't see me. I didn't want to have some negative shit on such a perf night.

okay so it finally gets started and idek the order of the songs. but they did a lot of John Mayer covers and Demi sang that be good to ur daughters song. and I was like damn I thought they would let Kevin sing a song since John Mayer is his boycrush. but w/e they didn't. Nick sang 1. all their special guest friends came up and sang. oh and fucking Dan Akroid (sp?) came up and sang since he was an ~original blues brother and the venue was the House of Blues. idek how they know him. but Joe rocked out w/ him and they were dancing all around. they sang superstitious by stevie wonder and Nick was sexy and Joe got his ~soul on and it was unf unf unf so fucking hott. and u guys, Joe is sexier and manlier than hell. I feel like he's grown up since this summer. oh and Nick started singing Love Locked Down by Kanye, but then he didn't now they rest of the verse and was all ...I only know the words to the chorus, bahahaha. when he started playing that ont he piano was when Kevin was all Oh nooo and I was all OH SHITTTT lolol. and Joe sang the chorus to that. and joe admitted that he didn't know the words to all the songs, so he had papers w/ lyrics ont hem and he had a whole stack full, bahaha.

and they sang WYLMITE and then left like ok ty bye. and I told 1 of my friends that I wish they still played Please Be Mine when we were in line and she was like me too! we should get ppl to chant it. so we told all of the ppl in line near us to chant it. and so then we chanted it after they left. and guess what? THEY CAME BACK AND SANG IT!!! and they sounded soooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooooooooooooooood. I yelled at Joe "JOE YOU SING SO GOOD!" lolol. and they sang some switchfoot song about 24 idek and joe sang SOS country style and it was hilar. Joe was all just kidding "that was bad news" and he sang some love song to Cami and Cami had her arm around mama and was dancing w/ her. papa was right next to mama. cami is skinny as hale jsyk. and they did burnin up and it was all sexy and acoustic and sexy and I danced to it and Joe was dancing and he was so fucking sexy and hott and omg. and then they ended it w/ bringing every1 bck and singing Hey Jude.

guests...
jordin sparks no air. some little girl was getting crushed and jordin wasn't having any of that so joe brought her on stage for that song.
honors society did that 1 song. idk it was dumb I don't like it or them, but Joe looked hott sining it w/ them so w/e
Demi was there ans she did a few songs and she sang john mayer daughters, fathers song w/e and selena was ont he balcony just singing it to her and w/ her and was soooo into it. and when demi was performing joe looked like he was so impressed by her and was like GO HEAD NOW! attitude towards her like he was loving it. and he teased her at the end when she wasn't singing hey jude and was all "come on, demi!" so to all those ppl that say they don;t get along, suck it bitches.
JMAC did leavin and every1 loved him the best cuz uhhh...it's JMAC. lololol. he could have done his own show w/ that crowd.
frankie j was ehhh. but w/e he's qt
DAN AKROID lololol I already talked about it b4 but omg so random as hell and he rocked that shit tho, rofl

okay so all in all it was a once in a lifetime thing. they sounded soooooo goooood too. like I was like, since when can the Jonas Brothers sing? lol. but it was so intimate and I love them so much. I had eye contact w/ Joe a few times cuz I was pretty close. and 1 time when I was quiet and he was looking down I was all LOVE YOU, JOE!! and he looked up and right at me. :D the best part of it was that yeah it was planned, but it wasn't overly planned and they just played whatever the fuck song they felt like playing. oh and they let the band sing a song and it was tight. Ryan and JT sang it. it was all bahamas style. and thennnnn joe sand some song where he looked at the lyrics the whole time, but idk I thought it was cute. sooooo yeahhhh. most amazingest shit ever.

I am so fucking happy and it makes me in love with them even more that they would just invite all of us for free to an afterparty like that to just hang out and play for us and spend time with us. just to chill and hangout cuz performing is what they love, it's their passion, and we as fans just love them back and all that they do. idk it was super special. and I know I was blessed to have been a part of it.

I love you boys, and thank you Ariel for telling me about it. I love you too. <3


btw: if this was rambly and didn't make all that much since, fuck you, idgaf
13th-Nov-2008 11:06 pm(no subject)
ijaf - jessickah
TAYLOR SWIFT,

YOU'RE TACKY AND I HATE YOU

~BLASH
6th-Mar-2008 10:27 pm - The Friday Five
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1. What song would you sing to your newborn child? (OR if you already had a child, which song did you sing to him/her?)

I would sing You'll Be In My Heart from Tarzan b/c I think that's such a loving song between a parent and child.

2. How do you think animals think? (i.e. in animal language, human language, etc.)

I def think they communcate, prob through body language and smells and the pitch of whatever sound they make.

3. As a child, did you have a dream to make a difference in the world? Can you describe your dream?

I wanted to be a teacher, but they don't get paid enough, so now I just want to help save the environment and be a good mother when I get married.

4. Do you believe in God/a Higher Being?

Yes, God is with me everyday and I feel His love and I love Him :)

5. Do you believe in aliens?

I do. I think that since our sun is just a star and there are bazillions of stars in our galaxy and more than one galaxy in the whole universe then obviously there are aliens. It's just statistics. I would love to meet some, unless they come here to kill/enslave us all. But I'm optimistic, hopefully it's be awesome and cool and we could have some diversity dialog and learn from each other. I also wonder about the aliens and what God thinks about us in relation to them.
15th-Jun-2007 10:44 am - JC Gay Blind Item is FALSE
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Everyone's spectacular at the Tuesday night party Beige too, especially last week when LUCY LAWLESS turned up ("to enable my gay friend," she said, laughing) and so did LANCE BASS (whose chumming it up with a Brazilian hottie in Vienna led to false items that J.C. Chasez hooked up with designer ESTEBAN CORTAZAR). Lawless was in town to perform her rock show called Come to Mama, and no, she wasn't toying with wearing a babydoll minidress, but she was concerned about what to do with her hair. Rather than even ask if she was performing with fireworks, I sardonically suggested she talk to Bass for coiffing advice, and she was perfectly willing to do so, having assumed he must be a hairdresser! (Ah, boyband fame is more fleeting than an enema.)

The rest of the article is at the source

http://www.villagevoice.com/nyclife/0723,musto,76856,15.html


I don't want JC to be outed like Lance was. I am also clinging onto hope that he's bi, cuz I am desperate for some JC lovin, haha.
29th-May-2007 12:26 pm - Pirates Meme
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What Pirates of the Caribbean character are you?
Your Result: Elizabeth Swann

You are Elizabeth Swann! You are attractive and independent. You usually get what you want. Finding your true love is more important to you than anything else.

Will Turner
James Norrington
Cutler Beckett
Tia Dalma
Jack Sparrow
Hector Barbossa
Davy Jones
What Pirates of the Caribbean character are you?
29th-Mar-2007 08:20 pm - The Friday Five
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This week's questions were suggested by kstan @ thefridayfive

1. If you had to choose being blind or deaf, what would you choose and why?
If I had to, I would choose to be blind b/c I love to sing and talk to other people and laugh and communicate with others, which I would not be able to do as easily if I was deaf. I couldn't talk on the phone to people. I couldn't hear music, which is one of my loves. I would not like that at all.

2. What is the best smell?
Fresh lavendar, or my boyfriend.

3. Would you rather be hot or cold?
Hot, I like it when it's hot.

4. What's the worst feeling in the world?
Being let down by someone you care about, and trust, and just expect more from.

5. Would you rather have something hurt or something be itchy?
Be itchy, cuz I could ignore that more easily than pain.
4th-Mar-2007 06:09 pm - OMG I TALKED TO CHRIS AND JEFF!!!
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OMG I CALLED IN AND I TALKED TO THEM!! :D I HAD TO CALM MYSELF DOWN FROM HYPERVENTILATING, LMAO!!! MY HANDS ARE SHAKING NOW! THAT WAS THE COOLEST THING EVER
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